yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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