Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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