we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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