unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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