I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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