physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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