Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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