I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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