Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
as a side note pls kill me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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