4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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