So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.