dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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