the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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