I'd wear matching sweaters with you
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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