So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Damn victory sex feels great
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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