thus making me awesome and them whores
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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