their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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