U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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