We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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