I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Randomize
