i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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