I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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