i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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