Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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