Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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