I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
