He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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