I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's just like the Real World with babies
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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