I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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