Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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