I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this beer tastes like vomit already
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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