Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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