HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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