just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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