I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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