If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think people are normalizing furries
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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