just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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