Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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