normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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