The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We have started to decorate penises.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Randomize
