He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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