Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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