Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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