Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's blow job season.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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