I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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