i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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