never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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