I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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