I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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