I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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