Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just pee around me
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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