Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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