this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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