I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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