is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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