If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I AM VODKA MAN
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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